all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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