nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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