just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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