Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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