I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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