I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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