Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He has the fingertips of a God
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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