D3 body, D1 cock
I wanna bring you to show and tell
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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