she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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