i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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