Nicole vs. Life
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Are we still banned from the library?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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