Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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