Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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