dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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