It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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