i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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