yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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