You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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