physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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