In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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