I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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