i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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