I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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