"it" just moved
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
cat food counts as protein by the way
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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