Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
