Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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