You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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