K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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