Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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