Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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