I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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