im drinking this country out of the recession.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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