The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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