Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Randomize
