I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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