His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My vagina just clenched in fear
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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