i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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