GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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