My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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