there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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