I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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