Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
His nipple licking is glorious
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