I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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