At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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