let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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