some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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