i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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