okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Operation Purity has been aborted
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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