I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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