Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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