You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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