god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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