That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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