I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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