R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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