I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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